maudelynn:

How to Even for Dummies 
Learn to 
*Even 
*Literally Even 
via EyeOpenerTV

maudelynn:

How to Even for Dummies 

Learn to 

*Even 

*Literally Even 

via EyeOpenerTV

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simsgonewrong:

((i don’t know how often you get this, but.. it just stuck me as so funny, this has never happened to me before))

simsgonewrong:

((i don’t know how often you get this, but.. it just stuck me as so funny, this has never happened to me before))

24-karat-vagina:

I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT

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I hate my job.

Singing it in my head all day. I hate it and need to quit.

Tags: personal

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

(via piecesofbird)

So my boss walked out of the room to have an argument with his wife? And now he’s ignoring some phone calls? 

Tags: personal

shippery:

aka im a terrible person

(via heliolisk)

So white feminism is bad now?

Tags: feminism

Bad dreams suck

Had a horrible dream last night. I was sleeping in my brothers room. I hear this heavy breathing right in my ear, and see this gray man with white eyes lean over me. I’m scared so I start hitting him. Then he tries to pull me off my cot by pulling under my arms. Then he stops and decides to start force my legs open. I’m still beating on his side and back when I wake up.
I could still feel his hands on my legs.

Chills man. Fucking chills.

asylum-art:

 Łukasz Wodyński
""The most important knowledge is that which guides the way you lead in your life." – Seneca"

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"I’m half-drunk tonight.
I can barely walk straight but fuck, why do I still remember your name?"

thewordsyouneverunderstood (via thewordsyouneverunderstood)

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vampchronfic:

annabellioncourt:

madmenandmayhem:

lestat totally wears makeup

Not a lot on a daily basis, but if you think he leaves the house without moisturizer, eyeliner and maybe lipgloss ever you’re sadly mistaken.

If the house was on fire he’d probably stop by a mirror to make sure he looked alright.

A little Bio-Silk to tame the frizz and keep the curls down to a dull roar from that dreadful New Orleans humidity.

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malformalady:

Naomi Elishuv had played for a number of orchestras, including Lithuanian National Symphony Orchestra, but was forced to stop performing professionally two decades ago when she began suffering from a condition called essential tremor. During the procedure which was performed under local anaesthetic, surgeons asked Elishuv to play so her brain was active. The footage shows Elishuv shaking and struggling to play the violin before she is wheeled into surgery. Surgeons are then seen operating on her brain behind a huge plastic curtain. As soon as the procedure is complete, the violinist’s hands become steady, and she is able to play unhindered for the first time in 20 years.

malformalady:

Naomi Elishuv had played for a number of orchestras, including Lithuanian National Symphony Orchestra, but was forced to stop performing professionally two decades ago when she began suffering from a condition called essential tremor. During the procedure which was performed under local anaesthetic, surgeons asked Elishuv to play so her brain was active. The footage shows Elishuv shaking and struggling to play the violin before she is wheeled into surgery. Surgeons are then seen operating on her brain behind a huge plastic curtain. As soon as the procedure is complete, the violinist’s hands become steady, and she is able to play unhindered for the first time in 20 years.

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